Search found 8570 matches

Search found 8570 matches Page 2 of 343

by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FREE ENERGY: THE RACE TO ZERO POINT
Replies: 36
Views: 2371

WWSJDO? ummm... lemme see... oh... LOR! KNOBWRENCH!!! YOUR UNDERSTANDING IS PATHETIC!!! I AM GOING TO EAT A REPTILIAN!!! CRACKS IN THE ORB, ORBITAL FIRE, MANGUDAI!!! ...did I forget anything? Yes, everything. You see, I'd first investigate the science behind it, then point out where Vaughn was wron...

by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:27 am
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Codex Alimentarius
Replies: 26
Views: 1995

Foolish Atreyu. This 'Vegie Patch', as you call it, is no match for our Satanic Masonic Zionist-Communist New World Order! We will crush you and your kind with our randomized, placebo-controlled, double blind studies and there is nothing you can do about it, Slave. Bwahahaha!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! ...

by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:22 am
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Russia stands united against emo scourge.
Replies: 10
Views: 912

Oh yeah.

Emos.

Now there's a hard target to pick on if ever I saw one.

by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:21 am
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Dali Lama..Extremist Muslim Sympathiser
Replies: 13
Views: 874

No disagreement there, really. As I've explained previously I came back here because most decent sites are now blocked at my work. Rub it in, why don't you. I am open to any suggestions Websense is open to. This place is an oasis of sanity compared to. say, 7th Century Generation or the Iran Defenc...

by SamuraiJack
Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:03 pm
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Dali Lama..Extremist Muslim Sympathiser
Replies: 13
Views: 874

Gosh. Tract is an idiot with no fucking clue. I kind of showed that beyond all shadow of a doubt many years ago Infinata. Being as how I'm a lot smarter than you, I worked out that there was little point bothering. He's fixed, and can't change. All to the good. Keeps him out of the way of anything i...

by SamuraiJack
Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Deep wisdom, really full on, amazingly well timed thread.
Replies: 22
Views: 1564

it's a bit like that vigilante thread, that was a stroke of genius!:P Try and follow this concept. You're essentially irrelevant to me. I don't really mind you, even if you're a bit....touched. But you've developed a major issue with me that I don't care about even in the slightest. Might as well g...

by SamuraiJack
Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Alien Invasion
Replies: 36
Views: 2096

You cunts are so fucked. Me? I'm good. If the Astral Knife isn't quite cutting it, which it will anyway, a nearby piece of wood and I'm solid. You lot are fucked. Tasty snacks for aliens and nothing more. Should be hilarious. Oh well, no skin off my fucking shit.... Just get ready to eat hot alien p...

by SamuraiJack
Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Deep wisdom, really full on, amazingly well timed thread.
Replies: 22
Views: 1564

Fucking hell.

You people have taken being fucked in the head to whole new levels during my absence.

Which, is pretty much exactly what I expected.

Oh well, eat fuck and everything knobwrenches!

by SamuraiJack
Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:58 pm
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Round 1 -Obama Bin Laden
Replies: 8
Views: 743

Image

by SamuraiJack
Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Deep wisdom, really full on, amazingly well timed thread.
Replies: 22
Views: 1564

Pete_Paranoid wrote :
Image



Awww. Feeling a little insecure eh?

Pathetic fucking lunatic.

by SamuraiJack
Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Deep wisdom, really full on, amazingly well timed thread.
Replies: 22
Views: 1564

Not even in the slightest.

Have a look around.

There's nothing really of value here anymore, not that there ever was, but even less so now.

Why would I want to bother with such complete fools, weaklings and morons?

I have better people to speak to basically.

by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Crystal skulls: fake.
Replies: 18
Views: 1376

I used to wonder about these skulls, now they've been shown to be fake its not so wonderful anymore. Sad really. Disinformation you idiot. If the total number of authentic ones is twelve or so...or exactly twelve, and there are hundreds if not thousands of fakes...duh uh duh and so on. hundreds and...
by SamuraiJack
Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Deep wisdom, really full on, amazingly well timed thread.
Replies: 22
Views: 1564

Psyke. Be fucking serious failcakes. You had your chance, you blew it, now you'll have to work a bit harder. I have better things to do than bother with the chronically deluded, the crack addicted, the lazy, the stupid, the retarded, or the hippy. Fuck that shit, for an amateur joke. I'm good. You l...

by SamuraiJack
Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Harm Minimisation - Miranda Devine article....
Replies: 5
Views: 443

Wait. After taking ecstasy for the FIRST time? Ah, no. I was at Apache way back in 1995. That was not the first time she took ecstasy. What a load of complete shit, and what miranda forgets is that it's true. It wasn't the E that killed her per se. Oh well. Drugs are fucked. Big surprise.

by SamuraiJack
Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: World Youth Win
Replies: 31
Views: 1773

:shock: http://a991.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_89c6b46ceb00a51885c1d9c54563804e.jpg http://a490.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_ea49faab91c9e50c84ff4681bb4c5381.jpg Hey, at least the raelians are really baltant in that they're a bunch of fucked up loons using the lowest tactics t...

by SamuraiJack
Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Crystal skulls: fake.
Replies: 18
Views: 1376

bobret the hobret wrote :
I used to wonder about these skulls, now they've been shown to be fake its not so wonderful anymore. Sad really.



Disinformation you idiot. If the total number of authentic ones is twelve or so...or exactly twelve, and there are hundreds if not thousands of fakes...duh uh duh and so on.

by SamuraiJack
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Love of One’s Own and the Importance of Place.
Replies: 30
Views: 1542

Not really. This message board actually makes me physically ill.

As they say in lancelanguage,

Arrivederci cocknecks!

by SamuraiJack
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: what is your idea of human progress?
Replies: 61
Views: 2584

Still. Fuck it. Not a bad sentiment. Better than my idea of human improvement which involves forty foot high mechwarriors battling it out down george street and throwing each through buildings before letting out battle cries from their 14000000K rigs they have strapped to either side of their head ...

by SamuraiJack
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Psychic Crackdown
Replies: 12
Views: 972

phoney wrote :
The problem is that there are no people with real psychic abilities.


O rly?

by SamuraiJack
Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Love of One’s Own and the Importance of Place.
Replies: 30
Views: 1542

ATREYU wrote :
Human society frightens me because of all the destruction we are causing to the world.


No.

Human society frightens you because you are weak.

Where's your lightbringer powers now eh?

Whoops.
by SamuraiJack
Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Your lives are hell.
Replies: 9
Views: 685

And it is a hell of your own devising. I see many of you still rabbiting on with the same old garbage and spiritual this, and spiritual that. How on earth do you live with yourselves? All of you know who is doing what. Yet you shake hands with both parties and smile. Silence equals consent, secrecy ...

by SamuraiJack
Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Meltdown aka aDaM T
Replies: 8
Views: 736

Of course. He's completely useless in that regard. No surprise there.

by SamuraiJack
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:37 pm
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: France now has 751 No-Go Zones.
Replies: 69
Views: 3266

I'm going for "Cunts with guns and molotovs" personally.

by SamuraiJack
Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:21 am
Forum: Current World Topics
Topic: Population pressure pushes Earth to the limit
Replies: 77
Views: 3526

The new constitution, drafted in large part by Chavez, is meant to transform oil-rich Venezuela into a "socialist state." It provides the president, who already controls the judiciary and the country's parliament, with the powers of a Roman emperor. Which is quite neccessary if you want to actually...

by SamuraiJack
Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Dissectional's blog
Replies: 34
Views: 1562

Hrmmm. Comments from esoterica.

Straight in the garbage with that lot.

Dude. Don't care. I let this forum die for a fairly solid reason.

All in all, I proclaim the experiment a resounding success.
Search found 8570 matches Page 2 of 343