Help! Trying to save trees.

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rollyz
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Ok, I got a school across the road from where I live. Sometime last year for some reason the buses started picking up kids on my side of the street. I didn't give a shit, till noticing that while the kids were bored waiting, they have picked away destroying one of my trees and other plants. I buit a fence around it, and then the kids start destroying the fence. Talkg to the school and bus company, they don't give a shit and say put up with it....

well...

Its not an official bus stop, so I may as well park my shonky van at the pick up point when school resumes. And seeing that water cannon (riot police, jap whaling fleets, etc) seem to a legitmate crowd control measure, I may as well set up a few sprinkelers and water my lawns at school knock off time.

Anyone got any other ideas I can save my trees from destruction?

Am considering of barb wiring the fence....

 

itchytriggerniggerfingers
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AK47 is your friend :twisted:

 

venatrix
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Film them and then take it to the cops and charge them with malicious damage.

Or get a big dog.

Or declare yourself a paedophile and then they won't be able to hang out near your house anymore.

Or go to asia and buy some ninjas.

Sorry, I got nothin. Hope your trees and plants are saved. I loathe wanton destruction of flora.

 

ionized
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Find the ring leader and challenge him to a fight to the death.

Kill head, body will die.

 

VJ DAMAGE
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hang around the trees at kid time and try and make friends with the kids? They are sure to flee.

 

itchytriggerniggerfingers
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get your speakers & face them out towards the tree & crank the psytrance REALLY loud :idea:

 

rollyz
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I like the AK option.... :D but don't know where to get one these days...
The make friends and pedo could get results... i should get a pink jump suit to wear. Is there a law that pedos cant be with in say 200m of a school zone? Then they will have to move their bus stop and school 200m away 8)
I'd say that the speaker system would work, especially if I play a few Goa Gill tracks in their faces :twisted:

 

rollyz
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he he he... I'll just cover the area in blood and bone or dynamic lifter. That should stink the kids away and help the plants to grow! :twisted:

 

VJ DAMAGE
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rollyz wrote :
he he he... I'll just cover the area in blood and bone or dynamic lifter. That should stink the kids away and help the plants to grow! :twisted:


nice one

 

Esoterica2000-III
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Put a suit on, take your bike, a pen and a pad and read from the book of Mormon to them. Enlighten them to one of the worlds great religions.

 

FeralBrown
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All of the above.


OR, for a genuine solution, plant stinging nettle around the base... it'll also promote excellent soil quality and help your tree come back better than ever :!:

 

rollyz
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Hell Yeah! Stinging Nettle sounds rad! :twisted:

Hope it transplants well... off to the local limestone caves....
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