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Impious
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Jesus just started a war in Israel!



































































































































(Nah, just kidding. Sorry to get your hopes up.)

 

venatrix
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Joined: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:43 pm


As much as I like scrolling with scroll button, dude!

Also Jesus is the coolest dude ever to live. Well top 5 anyway.

 

FeralBrown
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Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Jesus Was Way Cool

 

flashfire
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Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:28 am


Yay for King Missile! I have their CD still, purchased way back in like 93 or something! :lol:

Anyway,

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod :twisted:

 

FeralBrown
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Joined: Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:26 pm


Well, I guess then all that's left to do is to ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long...

 

VJ DAMAGE
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Joined: Wed May 28, 2003 6:07 pm


Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

yeah, fuck it..

 

atmospsypherica
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atmospsypherica
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So "Jesus F Christ" is a DJ

NO BULLSHIT :arrow:






































:arrow:
Mix name: Aurora (Red Version)

















:arrow:
Genre: Psy-Trance
DJ: Jesus F. Christ
Tracklisting:
1. Don Davis & Juno Reactor - Navras
2. Don Davis - Zion
3. Juno Reacter - Feel The Universe
4. GMS - Gladiator
5. Droidlock - Communication Invasion
6. Zion - Epic (Tribe Mix)
7. Prometheus - 9th (The Man Who Swam Through A Speaker)
8. Savage Scream - Black Down
9. The Nommos - Dance Or Die
10. Electric Universe - Cold Fire
11. Paps vs. Mandukya - AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
12. Bamboo Forest - Full Reset
13. Don Davis - Spirit Of The Universe
:arrow:


















:idea: http://usercash.com/go/1/39992/http://t ... p?file=165

 

FeralBrown
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VJ DAMAGE wrote :
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

yeah, fuck it..


WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY BABY?

sorry, atmos', but you're totally so fully outta step on this one...

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet...

 

brainstorma
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Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:22 pm


Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

 

Llama
Posts: 71
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:46 pm


My Orthodox Easter is on Sunday.

 

atmospsypherica
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Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:50 am


FeralBrown wrote :

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet...


Isn't that what a DJ does? architect a series of tracks into one non stop mix , beat matching each track to another, projecting a theme and a vision.

So why can't a mix be a prophecy ?

Yeh sorry I changed the subject on ya -Men start wars because their hand and mind is mostly attached to their gun / P shooter :lol:

 

VJ DAMAGE
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Joined: Wed May 28, 2003 6:07 pm


but you seem to be forgetting that

Jerry lee lewis was the devil

 

brainstorma
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Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
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VJ DAMAGE
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shhhhh! 8)

 

atmospsypherica
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F that shit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKTo5K14M
:roll:

Give me Jesus F. Christ - God is a DJ
when he plays trance

A mans Car - hot rod is somewhat attached to his penis
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brainstorma
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Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:22 pm


If you got a doubt bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin uh it dont know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No Ill never not ever

 

VJ DAMAGE
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Joined: Wed May 28, 2003 6:07 pm


clueless :shock:

and cheers blair, I used my memory but i see you can goggle.

anyhoo I've gone on a youtube ministry frenzy, thanks for that.
goodtimes. goodtimes
JUST ONE FIX
man i used to lurve Al

 

VJ DAMAGE
Posts: 1886
Joined: Wed May 28, 2003 6:07 pm


clueless :shock:

and cheers blair, I used my memory but i see you can goggle.

anyhoo I've gone on a youtube ministry frenzy, thanks for that.
goodtimes. goodtimes
JUST ONE FIX
man i used to lurve Al

 

brainstorma
Posts: 3626
Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:22 pm


in my job google is my friend

how else am i meant to wast time between calls

 

FeralBrown
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Joined: Wed Aug 28, 2002 2:26 pm


atmospsypherica wrote :
F that shit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKTo5K14M
:roll:

Give me Jesus F. Christ - God is a DJ
when he plays trance

A mans Car - hot rod is somewhat attached to his penis


LIAR!
BLASPHEMER!!!
PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE JESUS!!!

 

arcadian
Posts: 269
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:38 pm


VJ DAMAGE wrote :
man i used to lurve Al


*wipes Heroin from face and tips Texan style hat in VJ Damage's direction*
...
...
...
*continues infamous drug abuse*

:wink:

 

atmospsypherica
Posts: 601
Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:50 am


What is it with these people all claiming to be Jesus or God due to schizophrenic disorders :?: Is it because they been listening to Ministry and it's rotted their brains :lol: or should that be Damaged :lol: yeh to me about as boring as hot rod doing laps of a round circuit track :lol: heeeehee haaaahaaa haaa :twisted:

 

reik
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Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2002 12:22 pm


I found Jesus last week.

He drove the bus from Cancun to Playa del Carmen!

 

venatrix
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atmospsypherica wrote :
What is it with these people all claiming to be Jesus or God due to schizophrenic disorders :?:


Uh you just answered your own question bro.

Are you really surprised to find drug induced schizophrenics on a psychedelic trance forum?
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