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venatrix
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Sword-waving ninja attempts robbery

US police say a man dressed like a ninja used a sword when he tried to rob a Massachusetts dry cleaner.

A convenience store clerk called police on Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and carrying a sword in a sheath on his belt, The Patriot Ledger of Quincy reported.

When the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him, police said.

When she said she was, police said, the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.

There, police said he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all the money inside. Police said he left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer.

Police are still searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s.


http://www.smh.com.au/world/swordwaving-ninja-attempts-robbery-20090423-aflg.html
ionized
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I thought he had been selected to lead an intergalactic suicide mission in some cock and ball last ditch effort to save humanity from the reptillians of vega prime?

Wow. He must have succeeded and is now resorting to petty crime.

Shame how we treat our war heroes in this country...
SamuraiJack
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Hiding? Huh? I don't hide.

I just know when to leave rats to drown.

Oh yes, still working on saving you bunch of deadshite from the reptillians. Right now I'm working on a way to save selections of humanity while letting you lot eat reptile in the bad way.

Say...oh I don't know. Maybe 20% or so of humanity? Let 80% or so shuffle off?

New plan, working out great!

*sharpens Astral knife*

Anyway.

The important point is that I'll be just peachy by 2012 and beyond.

You lot however?

Oh dear....
venatrix
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Oh hai!

Reality here, just wondering if you are ever gonna come back to me? You don't have to stay or anything, but the occasional visit might be handy for you.
tract
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Joined: Sat Oct 12, 2002 6:45 pm


Swords.

np: Nagelfar - Meuterei
ionized
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Wow your starting to sound like Atreyu.

Regardless, you can't fight nanoplague with an astral knife but it would be great to watch!
tract
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ionized wrote :
Wow your starting to sound like Atreyu.

Regardless, you can't fight nanoplague with an astral knife but it would be great to watch!


It is you're, idiot fuck.

ENGLISH. DO YOU FUCKING SPEAK IT ?.

NP: Mudhoney - Touch Me I'm sick.
ionized
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CRACK. DO YOU SMOKE IT??!

Hows the rehab going anyway?
tract
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Joined: Sat Oct 12, 2002 6:45 pm


I see, you're trying to be funny because your English isn't so good.
Psionix
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Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:35 pm


Last time I logged in was probably three or four years ago. I'm somewhat unsurprised that SamuraiJack is still a huge troll.



edit: maybe it was five or six years ago..
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